November 2006
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Been Prepared
How about a book filled with acceptance speeches for all occasions? It could be entitled “Be Prepared” (or something similar) and could give you either the beginning spark for a speech of your own or the whole thing verbatim. It could include speeches for when you win: I did some preliminary research, here’s a text…
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GraviTees
Perhaps a little bit morbid, but why not a line of T-Shirts that point out that life isn’t always perfect and happy? Won’t some people want “heavy” t-shirts just to point out the irony of it all? Here’s a list of slogan ideas:
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Governmints
How about a line of breath mints called Governmints?“mmm bureaucralicious!” “even bigger flavor” “ in original incumbent or new challenger flavors!” “made & approved by the FDA” “take a bite out of big Governmint” “only $1,000 for the trial size”