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Novelty Hearing Aids

We happened to be visiting “The Shack” today looking for a sort of novelty Xmas present and next door was a hearing aid store. Quickly an idea came to me – why not novelty hearing aids?

On the one end of the spectrum you could have the “hearing voices” model which records random bits of conversation and then when there’s silence later it will play back those conversations in hushed tones. You’ll start to think you’re hearing people who aren’t there.

Related to that would be that “affirmational” model which would periodically fill the quite spots with affirmations such as “you’re super!” an “you deserve another piece of cake.”

Then there would be the “transformational” models such as the auto-tune model which would make even the worst night listening to friends do karaoke tolerable.

What about the “affiliate” models? Big Red Sox fan? The hearing aid has a big logo and when the game is on, it acts like a radio. Periodically it could play greatest team moments as well. How about the voice of Ted Williams to make a guy want to wear a hearing aid?

So, there could be a market for intentionally purchased novelty hearing aids as well as the surprise gag gift. Either way, with a little bit of fun and entertainment, even people with perfectly good hearing will want to wear them.

Rental Cars

I know enough about business and the world to know that the rental car business is an unglamorous and difficult business. It’s hard to innovate for a fleet of reasons, but that doesn’t always mean one shouldn’t try or that one can’t succeed.

One of our case studies in business school illustrated the difficulties of managing a fleet of cars due to technical constraints, organizational structure and office politics, but there is no doubt much to be gained from centralized buying as well as a centralized strategy.

The buying part is obvious, without a doubt, some savings can be found by buying in bulk and using the muscle power of such larger fleets to draw savings from either standardized models or brands. But the strategy is a little harder to see. What are the benefits that would offset the organizational inertia and fifedoms present in the rental car companies? Well, when what car one rents only matters to the extent that the car runs and is off a certain category, not much. But what if people want more granularity than “compact” or “luxury”?

I think there’s a market for a company to rent specific models to their customers. Say I really want to drive a Corvette, or just feel comfortable driving the same car I have at home, it would mean a lot to be able to rent a specific car and be assured I’d get it. Perhaps I am considering buying a new car? Wouldn’t it make sense to rent one for a few days to see if I really like driving it? I think a system like this would open the door to more aspirational rentals. In fact, that market would be in addition to the current rental market as no one provides for it.

There’s understandable concerns. I think it’s safe to say that currently rental car companies don’t know until the moment you arrive (if then) what car they will have for you. That’s an inventory management issue writ large, with both technical limitations as well as customer constraints. Apparently, by the fees they charge these days, rental car companies are at the mercy of customers returning cars both early and late. Both of which wreak havoc on their inventory. And some drivers drive from on location to another, further mixing things up.

One immediate solution would be to flatten the inventory. One would use the bulk buying power to have fewer models of cars available, so you’d have less variety in your inventory to juggle. Might mean rental car companies would specialize even more by car manufacturer than they do now.

So, it may never happen, but if I could choose a company and rent a specific make and model car, I’d do it and I’d do it direct, meaning I would pass up the current cutthroat lowest price by category model, giving rental car companies a chance to make a little more premium.

Historical Wiki

I think that I speak for nearly everyone in the world who’s been on the internet that Wikipedia is an amazingly useful website. Just blows my mind the ways I use it and to think of what I had to do to find the same information before it came around.

But while wikipedia is a great site for THE information on a topic at this very moment, what about the historical record?

Many times I’ve wanted to “go back in time” and get a perspective on something at a certain moment in time. What would the wiki page for the band Duran Duran have been in 1987? Where would I find discussion on the “latest” add by Pepsi in 1992?

We all know it’s easier to look back at what happened with rose colored glasses and think that’s really how it was. But it wasn’t. Things were different at every moment in time. Those moments are being written over every time someone updates a wiki entry to make it “up to date.”

So the idea would be to have an entire wiki for each year going back in time. People could write entries on places, people, events, products that existed at that moment in time. One could only reference that moment as “the present” and could also talk of anything previous, but the future was just the future.

Would a wiki for every year be enough? Need one for every month?

Of course, there would be a lot of extrapolating to fill in the historicalwiki record, but there’s a lot of data out there from the past that’s floating around, uncategorized. Libraries have archives with first hand materials from various ages. Companies have archives full of product advertisements from all points in the distant past.

This would be the perfect framework to catalog that past, as well as keep a running tab on the future of presents and pasts still to come.

What was that song?

I was having a chat with a friend about the effect of things moving towards free. There are cameras now that use the “free” storage space to capture photos continuously such that when you actually press the button, it can identify when you might have meant to take the picture (right before the Groom blinked) or before you shook the camera. So all you know is that you got your shot, it doesn’t matter the “cost” of using all of the processor time and disk space, because it was sitting there unused.

Well, I’m thinking why couldn’t this be used elsewhere?

If you’ve used an iPhone you probably have run into Shazam or the like – applications that listen to a song playing and tells you what it is. But what if you can’t get to the app (you’re driving) or you never thought to use it. It’s later that day (or the next) and you are humming a song. What was it? Well pull up the web app because your iPhone was listening and sampling music in the background all day and you can see on a timeline all of the songs it identified. No, it’s not recording your conversations, just listening or music.

What a better way to recall the song! Or how about just going back to see what was the soundtrack of your day? Or to REALLY know what song was playing the first time you kissed her? No reason it can’t save a database of songs going back forever.

And talk about a Nielsen moment! The data that could be mined…

I originally thought this could be a separate device, similar to the radio bookmark thrown in with donations on fund drives, but it’s so perfect for Apple an the iPhone. Everything is already there.

Rock on!

Rock Concerts, The Next Generation

You’ve had the reunion tours, the all-star line-ups, but what will concert promoters do next to bring in the audience attention? How about concert mashups?

 How about Metallica & Neil Diamond in concert together? They can take turns.  That way the fan who secretely likes both can see both acts without losing any of their credibility from their friends.

 Or better still. Doesn’t it keep Mick Jagger up at night trying to figure out some flimsy excuse to tour again and make a ton of cash? Why try and write a new album that no one will care about – just sing any old songs.  How about The Rolling Stones do Neil Sedaka? Or Britney Spears does The Beach Boys? (Wait, that last one might deserve a whole new category of idea.)