(Not So) Used Ideas

We happened to be visiting “The Shack” today looking for a sort of novelty Xmas present and next door was a hearing aid store. Quickly an idea came to me – why not novelty hearing aids?
On the one end of the spectrum you could have the “hearing voices” model which records random bits of conversation [...]

Perhaps a little bit morbid, but why not a line of T-Shirts that point out that life isn’t always perfect and happy? Won’t some people want “heavy” t-shirts just to point out the irony of it all?
Here’s a list of slogan ideas:

My doctor just told me I have 3 days to live
What does ‘inoperable’ [...]