Category humor/odd

The Games People Play

American/Yankee Roulette

I think I came up with it in Junior High (so like 1987) when a group of my friends and I were walking down the street and goofing off. Pushing around is fairly common around boys that age – I guess and so we would. I came up with the idea that when walking 3 or 4 abreast down the sidewalk, there wasn’t always room. Occasionally a pole, person, etc. would come along and no one wanted to be stuck walking ahead or behind.

So a re-arrangement was in order. Shoving sometimes ensued.

But why not make a game out of it? Why not – when the need to shift came up – not have the “inside” guys push the guy closest to the curb towards whatever happened to be just off the curb. Perhaps that would be a car. Some cars have alarms. Alarm rings = that kid looses. Alarm doesn’t ring = kid wins and moves to the inside.

Repitition.

Thing is, I am usually the one who comes up with these ideas, but I’m usually the furthest from being the type to do something like this. I’m not a kid (or adult) who’d really want to set off some poor soul’s car alarm.

That’s why I’ll just write about it.

Virtual REALITY

Why is virtual reality so unreal? Why are people escaping to online worlds which are never anything like the real world?

Virtual reality should be along the lines of real life, no? With its shares of disappointments, pitfalls, bad choices, all of the ramifications of those choices, etc.

I’m sure that “Ball & Chain” would sell – who wouldn’t want to experience in crisp HD the fun of sitting around in a loveless marriage watching reality tv.

But perhaps we’re actually already living our virtual reality when we sit on that couch and veg out.