Perhaps a little bit morbid, but why not a line of T-Shirts that point out that life isn’t always perfect and happy? Won’t some people want “heavy” t-shirts just to point out the irony of it all?
Here’s a list of slogan ideas:
- My doctor just told me I have 3 days to live
- What does ‘inoperable’ mean?
- My son placed me in this home and all I got was this tshirt
- My wife had me committed and all I got was this tshirt
- Is hair supposed to fall out?
- Bald is sexy, right?
- Ssh! No one knows I am contagious!
- Ebola is a state of mind
- I am terrorized
- Someone bombed my car
- My other car is a bomb
- It’s not ‘suicide’ if you set off my explosives
- Autopilot Terrorism
- I only get one chance, so let me get this right
- It’s only Ebola
- Did you get your flu shot? Too bad.
- I forget, how do you spell Alzheimers?
- I can’t feel my legs
- Have you seen my Mommy?
- Have you seen my baby?
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