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Taste the Inorganic
So, first there were brands sold based on those brands with store labels hidden where no one could see them. Then store labels became brands in themselves. Now is there anything considered “generic?” So in a world that’s branding everything, where your brand can reinforce or even reimagine what your product is, why not brand…
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GraviTees
Perhaps a little bit morbid, but why not a line of T-Shirts that point out that life isn’t always perfect and happy? Won’t some people want “heavy” t-shirts just to point out the irony of it all? Here’s a list of slogan ideas:
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Governmints
How about a line of breath mints called Governmints?“mmm bureaucralicious!” “even bigger flavor” “ in original incumbent or new challenger flavors!” “made & approved by the FDA” “take a bite out of big Governmint” “only $1,000 for the trial size”