Matte Elsbernd

  • What is This Thing?

    What is This Thing?

    Okay, it’s only taken me 4 years to get to this first entry, but I guess that’s better than nothing. Yes, I came up with the idea 4 years ago to have a site to showcase all of the extra ideas I came up with that I had little enthusiasm, or little energy to do…

  • Been Prepared

    Been Prepared

    How about a book filled with acceptance speeches for all occasions? It could be entitled “Be Prepared” (or something similar) and could give you either the beginning spark for a speech of your own or the whole thing verbatim. It could include speeches for when you win: I did some preliminary research, here’s a text…

  • GraviTees

    GraviTees

    Perhaps a little bit morbid, but why not a line of T-Shirts that point out that life isn’t always perfect and happy? Won’t some people want “heavy” t-shirts just to point out the irony of it all? Here’s a list of slogan ideas:

  • Governmints

    Governmints

    How about a line of breath mints called Governmints?“mmm bureaucralicious!” “even bigger flavor” “ in original incumbent or new challenger flavors!” “made & approved by the FDA” “take a bite out of big Governmint” “only $1,000 for the trial size”

  • Outsource This!

    Outsource This!

    outsource glossary. provide the text for pop-up glossary terms forwebsites. they can brand. include text ads? upsell for branding? no ads? users can provide feedback and hone blurbs… faq too?

  • Dow Jones Industrial Soundwave

    Dow Jones Industrial Soundwave

    turn the stock performance graph into a soundwave that someone can listen to…for accessibility for the blind… also to allow people to tell a good stock by it’s sound… “that sounds like a winner!”

  • Documemory

    Documemory

    Re-enactments/Re-countings of things you remember happening (whether or not they actually happened). In effect, it would be the solidification of a possible life experience through the intentional recreation of supposed memories of said events. Possible tag lines: “An Alternative to History” or “How (I Think) Things Were”.

  • To Do, More Done

    To Do, More Done

    There are a lot of sites that have tackled the “to do” list niche. Not sure if any of them is going into territories such as: Taking these factors into consideration could allow for Gantt chart style output that helps see when to do items can actually be done.

  • Take Picture Here

    Take Picture Here

    This one brings the “real” world in line with the “virtual” one. We’ve all seen those “scenic vista” and “photo opportunity” type signs at national parks, theme parks, zoos, etc. They try to highlight just the right place for a little excitement to capture on film (or pixels). Listening to a discussion today about moblogging…

  • Shut-Itster.com

    Shut-Itster.com

    Sitting through a web conference hyping Web 2.0 and web communities, I realize (yet again) how much I am not that demographic. I have rarely ever chatted, posted to newsgroups, hung out on blogs, etc. So, with the proliferation of MySpace, Facebook and Friendster, why isn’t there a Shut-itster which would be a (parody) social…